Man in the Moon

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misplaced kisses

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tangled
in a vine
of barbed-wire
and broken bones
misplaced hopes
dreams and wishes
the black widow’s
hourglass shatters
time passes
on the tick
of a broken
second hand
that never moves
accumulating
without a sound
like misplaced kisses
the prettiest horse
on the carousel
never moves
it’s the ride
that goes
around

 

Santa Claus in the Land of Oz

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The Tin Man just stood there at the urinal

in the men’s room frozen.

He had tried to take a pee and things had rusted shut.

Again.

 

Dorothy came in.

You know to carry your oil can with you.

Especially, with your overactive bladder.

Here let me help you I have your oil can.

Are you doing this deliberately?

Tin Man smiled silently to himself.

 

Scarecrow walks in…

Hey, guys what’s this some kind of a party.

Oh my God!

I just ate lunch.

 

Cowardly Lion walks out of a bathroom stall humming.

Goes to sink and washes hands.

Turns around and looks at his tail area.

Son-of-a-bitch!

Not again. Not the fur.

Why does this always happen?

 

Scarecrow: Oh my God!

I just ate lunch.

 

Dorothy: You guys all live together right.

No girlfriends right.

Hard to figure.

 

Santa Claus walks in.

Santa: What the hell’s going on in here?

This some kind of a party?

Look at that guy’s fur.

 

And what’s going on with that oil can over there?

Oh my God!

I just ate lunch.

 

Do any of you have gum?

Never mind, I doubt any of you have washed your hands.

 

You there straw boy, you look like the only normal one here.

Where is the best place around here to buy a monkey?