big bang theory

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put your hamster
in my hamper
in New Hampshire
know what I’m sayin?
or buy your cricket
a round-trip ticket
to Amsterdam
but he won’t be coming
home
know what I mean?
you can hold the allure
over pussy
of a catnip mouse
tap, tap, tap
with her kitty paw
and pause
she negotiating
with Santa Claus
before she grabs
the whole damn mouse
in her mouth
and runs across
the house
and does the mouse
under the bed
we’re talking cats
and women
I gave girl gunslinger
my middle finger
and she road it
like a pogo stick
nearly all night long
she woman apple pie on my fingers
she… her taste still lingers
she said I need a la mode
tell me ’bout your big bang theory
and then explode

big bang theory

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put your hamster
in my hamper
in New Hampshire
understand what I’m sayin?
buy your cricket
a round-trip ticket
to Amsterdam
but he won’t be coming
home
know what I mean?
you can hold the allure
over pussy
of a catnip mouse
tap, tap, tap
with her kitty paw
and pause
she negotiating
with Santa Claus
before she grabs
the whole damn mouse
in her mouth
and runs across
the house
and does the mouse
under the bed
we’re talking cats and woman
I gave girl gunslinger
my middle finger
and she road it
like a pogo stick
nearly all night long
she… woman apple pie on my fingers
she… her taste still lingers
she… I need a la mode
tell me ’bout your big bang theory
and then f*ckin’ explode

 

 

the firecracker explody

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it was the firecracker explody

The Snake Pope: Do firecrackers usually pop when put in water

Me: This one does when she gets wet

 

my mind throttled

was wound tighter

by the hour

even her shadow

was star spangled

in the warrior night

she wore many smiles

now these things

are plain to see

her skirt was way

too tight that day

in her smile was

a spark she used

to light the hour

 

don’t mind if I do bar-b-q

I like salmon

If she were a fish

I’d wrap her in shiny foil

and slap her on the grill

but she’s not a fish so I just going to let her

lay there naked

gone feral

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good morning

sunshine

good morning

morning rose

dew on your petal

drop of quicksilver

she’s my precious metal

when I slip my finger

on to the trigger

of her pistol

when her kitten’s gone feral

her hand’s on my barrel

she knows how to whistle

she just put her lips

together and blows

 

scorched earth

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“She”

yes, she…

she wore that skin tight little black dress

made me think

scorched earth

when she walked in those long, lean legs

there was high heels everywhere

cartoon eyes and heart

popping in out of my skull and chest

I definitely had cartoon eyes for this girl

and at this point I was definitely not James Bonding the situation

Miss Money Penney: The boy is tiddly winkers. Positively tiddly winkers.

she was so Icarus

flight of Icarus sexy

when she flew too close to the sun

and her wax wing melted

I would catch her in my arms

Geppetto: Well son, you’re a real boy now. Is she a real girl?

Pinocchia me: See’s a real woman Dad.

she’s a come-hither girl

in her come-hither world

Me: Come on just a little peak at that new tattoo

She: Lookey-loo. Enjoy the site of the accident boy

Me: Tight. So tight.

She: No bumper stickers on this Ferrari

Me: Scorched earth!

Warrior Night

 

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it was the warrior

summer and she was tied

to the bed

per her instruction

good night

night night nighty

good God

good God almighty

the view of her was

going to my head

cinch me up boy

I don’t want no escapin’

if you do this right when

I beg for mercy

while you’re video tapin’

stream it live on Facebook

post it on Youtube

it will be pulled as soon

as it’s reviewed

I don’t care

I want the world to see

what I want  you

to do to me

show me what’s wrong

show me what’s right

make love to me hard

on this warrior night

 

 

built for speed

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she

she is the sexiest

sexiest woman I have

sexiest woman I have ever known

 

but her mind is even sexier

wish I could touch it

wish I could caress it

wish I could hold it

wish I could go down on it

 

I wish I could go down on her mind

 

words

with words

words for now

words will have to do

 

because even more

than her smoking hot

tight so tight

body I want to f*ck

her beautiful mind

a mind that is

built for speed