something wicked this way comes


I am the Ezekiel wind
I am the Prodigal son
I am he cat with 10 lives
I am the Mother
of all Mother-F*ckers
I am the one
and when you’re in heat
I’ll bring the heat
you can load
and unload my gun
and when you’re feeling
unloved and unruly
I’ll tattoo your world
and sign it
from yours truly
because you are the one
by the pricking of my thumbs
something wicked this way comes

She: You better Daddy…


Annie Oakley


feeling kind
of folksy
a little
Annie Oakley
she said lay
your rifle
in my hands
join my
as I walk you
down the aisle
you packing
ample round-age
boy are you
ready to go
because I am
the trigger woman
in this wild
west show

electric universe


breath in

breath out

feel the rhythm

that connects us all

that connects us all to the earth

that connects the earth to sun

that connects the sun to all that is beyond

feel the spark and crackle

that connects you to me

that connects all to all


electric universe


feel the rhythm

that connects us all

that connects all to all

as we return to the earth

as the earth returns to stardust

as stardust returns to the cosmic swirl

and creates a new planet

as shiny as a new penny wrapped in souls

that connects me to you

that connects us all to each other


electric universe


the cycle starts again

let you emotions go

let them all bleed out

feel the rhythm

that connects all to all

that connects you to me

that connects me to you

that connects us all to each other

that connects us all to ourselves

this is your one and only life

code words

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Women are looking for a “good provider.”

Code words for “Romance novel sex slave.”

Women may enjoy a “foreign” or “indie” movie.

Often code words for “movie that is so crappy her boyfriend/fiancé/husband

will beg that they stop watching it and instead opt to be a “good provider.” “

Most women want a “man that respects her….”fill in the blank” ”.

Code words “tells her what a smokin’ hot body she has…”

Most women want a “sensitive man.”

Code words for “Christ. I didn’t mean cry. Man up and take me to Sunday brunch.”

Most women want a “soulmate”.

Code word for “After you man up and take me to Sunday brunch and show me

some respect for “fill in the blank”,

I’ll woman up and allow you to be a “good provider.”

It’s pretty complex code.

Men may want to start by becoming a “good provider.”

Lord John’s French Omelette


Lord John had the cottons

skimpy little woman briefs

in his pocket at breakfast

surprised he used to wipe

the hot sauce from his face

from her delicious

French Omelet
I used to so enjoy as did everyone…  the clink clinky clang clang
of quarters and other coins when the slot machine paid off.
But Las Vegas infidels had figured out that the light beam
in the machines that counted out the coins could be blocked
with some well-placed counter-light shine-able and jackpots could
be made to pay off until the tray filled.

All slot machines throughout the world were modified.

Now no coins. No quarters. The clink clinky clang clang  is pre-recorded.

She did not have the cottons
She was a commando waitress
and with her mini skirt length
if she dropped a quarter she just
let it be too bad slot machines
no longer took quarters

clink clinky clang clang

Casinos are private clubs, meaning they can escort you from the property for any reason.
For example if you get too hot.
Even more so, too hot without an explanation.

For those that get too hot and try to leave too fast all casinos are laid out to force
you through a “choke” point before exiting. All paths of exit narrow down to just a very
few points of exit, which can then be monitored and controlled better than a road-in on
the Soviet border. Believe me I know.
A little after 1 o’clock in the morning

Lord John reunited her

with her cottons unfortunately

by 6 am they were in the same

predicament as the previous day

Lord John needed another

French Omelet

clink clinky clang clang