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I completed my twelve-step program
but on the13th step I stumbled
guess that’s how the cookie crumbles
she said look what the cat dragged in
there’s no point in you fighting
your addition to me boy
shall we begin?
unstop my bottle
let out the genie
like the garment cut?
butt floss bikini
view from above
better from beneath
don’t forget to
floss your teeth
now I’m dressed
in my Sunday best
like my birthday suit?
I made a list
but if I overdose
you know what to do?
follow the list
She said she was interested
in a friend with benefits situation.
I told her my work covered both medical and dental.
She said she wanted sex no strings attached.
Which it too bad because I was planning on paddling her with my
paddle that has a little red ball attached with an elastic string.
Then she told me she wanted me to make her girl squirt.
Great. When I returned the paddle ball to the toy store I also returned
the girl squirt gun I had purchased for her.
Please, make up your mind!!!
She said she wanted me to give her a wrap-around hobo-riding-a-donkey job.
I still have no idea what she was talking about.
The hobo is now gainfully employed and rides his donkey up Wall Street
every morning to his office.
I complimented her on her camel toe
as we rode off together into the desert.