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“One size fits all.”
I found this claim hard to believe.
So I set out to try on a number of the aforementioned items.
The 1st one.
Perhaps a bit roomy, but I would have to agree that it did indeed fit.
The 2nd one.
This one reminded me of Red Riding Hood finding Baby Bear’s bed.
It was “just right.”
The 3rd one.
I was tackled behind by store security
and dragged away from the condom aisle.