CLICK ON IMAGE TO ENLARGE
Although, for the most part, I understand the theory of “flossing.”
I do not “floss.”
That’s what can happen to you when you base your life
on the teachings of reality TV.
William Shakespeare shortly before being shot:
Hey, look at me everybody. I’m flossing.
George Washington: Perhaps if I had flossed I wouldn’t have these wooden teeth.
Of course, I too may then have been shot by John “I-hate-flossing” Wilkes Booth.
Popeye: When I get some spinach stuck in me teeth I use a toothpick or bent
paperclip.I never floss as I has no interest in being shot. Awk. Ah. Ah.
Superman: When it comes to Kryptonite and flossing I make no distinction.
Except one can get you shot.
Louise Lane to Clark Kent: Look is that a dog flossing?!
Clark Kent: No. But I would appreciate, Louise, it if you could kindly
remove your Chihuahua from my leg.
Abraham Lincoln: In retrospect, my years of flossing were a mistake.
Also, having a beard without a moustache.
But more so the flossing. Shudder.
Dentist to patient: Have you been flossing?
Dental Assistant: I’m afraid the patient has been shot.
So it came to be, Noah, built an Ark.
But selected only animals that did not floss.
Head surgeon: I think you’ll find this Vin Rose has a subtle hint of burning sewage.
Oh, my God nurse are you flossing?!!
Nurse: Yes. I didn’t want all this extra suture material to go to waste.
Hey, what’s this heart doing out here? Did that patient have 2 hearts?
God: My only regret is creating the human being who invented flossing.
Also, not growing a beard without a moustache.
The “look” is both f*cked up and cool at the same time.
Abraham Lincoln: Hey, Popeye what are you doing up here in Heaven?
Popeye: This isn’t the men’s room?
Examinging the bullet exit wounds to his back Popeye:
“I knew me shouldn’t have flossed!!”