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Hey, Chewbacca how did you get in here?
Chewbacca: May I use your bathroom?
Me: Same rule as Seven Eleven.
You have to buy something.
Chewy: How much for the that table top Mission lamp.
Me: $1 million.
Chewy: Here. I’ve had 5 cups of coffee on the drive over.
Me 15 minutes later: I’m charging you another $1million for lighting a candle.
Me: Hey Mary Magdalene.
Glad to see you could make it here after church.
Mary M: Here’s a veggie platter and some pork rinds.
Me: Here’s my garbage can.
Mary M: I’m not going back to prison.
Me: I think we’re all in the same boat here.
The S.S. Minnow.
Hey, Skipper. When did you and your little buddy get here?
Skipper: Could someone please stop Chewbacca from rummaging through the garbage for vegetables and pork rinds?
Hey, it’s my next door neighbor Weeping Carlos:
W Carlos : What’s all the yelling going on over hear?
Me: I would characterize it as “somewhat louder” speaking at most.
W Carlos: You’re the only one here.
Me: Carlos.. are you real?