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I woke up feeling funny, so my girlfriend suggested I go see the “Clown Doctor.”
After stripping down to my underwear he made me a bunch of balloon animals.
He pulled a rubber chicken out of his clown pants
and then hit the nurse in the face with a custard pie.
He pretended to saw my leg off with a toy saw
And then sneezed into his hand which produced a bouquet of flowers.
Then he performed a vasectomy on me and shot me out of a cannon.
I was happy when he then gave me a free flu shot.