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Have you ever noticed it’s OK to name a girl after a flower…
Daisy, Rose, Jasmine.
But if you name your boy after a flower…
Here’s my son “Petunia.”
You’re going to get a visit from the child protective services.
Likewise, you can name girls after seasons and months.
Summer, Autumn, April, May, June.
It’s actually quite pretty.
But if you name your son that way….
Here’s my son “Spring.”
The school psychologist will pay you a visit.
I think in general parents are more comfortable giving their son
a name he will get beat up over.
It’s always been that way and always will be.
God: Here’s my son Jesus.
God: Pipe down Petunia.