Monkey Wrench

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They say a monkey invented the “monkey wrench”

What a strange presumption.

It was an orangutan that invented this wrench.

It was just too complicated and ridiculous sounding

to say “orangutan wrench.”

For example the President at the State of the Union:

“The fact that we are at war with the North Pole really throws a

“monkey wrench” into our relationship with Santa Claus.”

Imagine the same line with the proper naming of the wrench.

“The fact that we are at war with the North Pole really throws an

“orangutan wrench” into our relationship with Santa Claus.”

Sounds absolutely ridiculous.

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