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My young daughter loves rainbows and unicorns.
So for her birthday we completely repainted her bedroom with rainbows
and I bought her a unicorn.
My daughter offered the unicorn a handful of grain and the unicorn bent forward
and poked her in the eye with that damn horn.
Now she has to wear a black eye patch over that eye.
She’s no longer so fond of unicorns.
Now she likes pirates!
So I’m looking on Ebay to see if I can get her a metal hook for each hand for Christmas.
She can also use those metal hook hands when feeding that unicorn.
That should even up the odds.