Rainbows and Unicorns



My young daughter loves rainbows and unicorns.

So for her birthday we completely repainted her bedroom with rainbows

and I bought her a unicorn.

My daughter offered the unicorn a handful of grain and the unicorn bent forward

and poked her in the eye with that damn horn.

Now she has to wear a black eye patch over that eye.

She’s no longer so fond of unicorns.

Now she likes pirates!

So I’m looking on Ebay to see if I can get her a metal hook for each hand for Christmas.

She can also use those metal hook hands when feeding that unicorn.

That should even up the odds.



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