Born Again



I’m always extremely apprehensive when someone tells me they are “born again.”

To be “born again” doesn’t this mean that they were dead and are now once again alive?


Excuse me, but haven’t we previously referred to such people as “zombies?”


With a typical response to chop their heads off, so they don’t eat our brains?


Look, I’m as opened minded as the next guy, but I probably draw the line with these

born again/zombie/brain eater types.


Plus, they’re here to take our jobs.


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