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Albino Rhino and Vanilla Gorilla were dressed
as elf greeters at the Children’s Zoo.
The gingerbread man and his family came in
to feed the baby goats.
Unfortunately, the porcupine we had spray-painted gold
and were using as a star at the top of the 50 foot Christmas Tree
fell and landed on the gingerbread man and his family pulverizing
them into crumbs.
We fed their crumbs to the baby goats.
Albino Rhino: I hate white sugar frosting.
Vanilla Gorilla: Good. Let’s burn that gingerbread house to the ground.