Flying Monkey Envy


I used to envy the monkey’s from the Wizard of OZ
that could fly and look down a woman’s top.

If they had to go to the bathrooom and they weren’t wearing
any pants they could fly over their boss’s car.

They could enjoy the the view from the top of the Empire State Building
and not be overly concerned if they fell off the roof because they were drunk.

If they came to your wedding unvited who was to stop them from stealing the bride and groom
figurine off the top of the cake?

For these reasons and others I envied them.

And they got my vote int 2020.


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