Famous Presidential Quotes Full Text

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Because the press operates in 1 sentence sound bytes regarding presidential quotes,

we often don’t get the full message behind these quotes that become famous.

Here are a few that include more of their full-text.

FDR

The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself.

Well, that and sitting on toilette seats in public bathrooms.

And the guy that grabs your ankle from the next stall when you’re sitting there.

Man, I hate that.

JFK

Ask not for your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.

And if I can comment further on FDR’s discussion of public bathrooms…

I’d like to shake the hand of the man who invented toilette paper…

not the man that almost invented toilette paper.

Lincoln

A house divided against itself cannot stand.

And a man’s legs should be long enough to reach the ground.

Otherwise, that guy can’t stand either. He’ll tip over.

More likely than not in a public bathroom.

Probably while shaking hands with Ulysses S. Grant.

He drinks you know.

Teddy R

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Or carry a shot gun and speak as loud as you want.

Or carry Gatling gun and protect yourself

from Ulysses S. Grant in a public bathroom.

Calvin Coolidge

The business of America is business.

Well, business and dog racing.

Well, business, dog racing, and space exploration.

It’s not my responsibility.

Call a plumber and get the janitor in there.

Yes, Ulysses this is exceptional cell phone reception

from a flooded public bathroom.

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