U.S. History as Currently Taught at American Colleges


Seriously, doesn’t it make more sense
that dinosaurs built the pyramids than man.

We are denying the fossil record when we say
dinosaurs did not wear hats.

They destroyed the photographic evidence that indicated
dinosaurs reached the moon first.

Have you ever asked yourself why when you go to the butcher and there
is a package labeled “Dinosaur Meat”, why there’s a picture of a bunny
rabbit on the label?

The United States Government claims the dinosaur autopsies conducted
in Area 51 are mostly fake. Mostly.

Later that day when you meet God in Heaven…
God: Sorry, pal dinosaurs only.


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