The Evolution of King Kong

There were those that thought that King Kong evolved
from Monkey-saurus Rex.

Some thought he was a giant balloon animal.

Just like any man he put on his pants one leg at a time.

Only he wasn’t a man and he didn’t wear pants.

Was he an alien robot?

His thumbs were so big that he could not peal bananas.

Yet he was a monkey.

At the zoo people asked why he wasn’t in a cage.

It was the insensitivity of such people that possibly led to the extinction
of the dinosaurs.

Possibly.

At the special election one such insensitive person asked for 2 pens
to fill out his ballot.

Fortunately, the President stepped in at the last moment to prevent America
from becoming the world’s laughingstock.

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