There were those that thought that King Kong evolved
from Monkey-saurus Rex.
Some thought he was a giant balloon animal.
Just like any man he put on his pants one leg at a time.
Only he wasn’t a man and he didn’t wear pants.
Was he an alien robot?
His thumbs were so big that he could not peal bananas.
Yet he was a monkey.
At the zoo people asked why he wasn’t in a cage.
It was the insensitivity of such people that possibly led to the extinction
of the dinosaurs.
At the special election one such insensitive person asked for 2 pens
to fill out his ballot.
Fortunately, the President stepped in at the last moment to prevent America
from becoming the world’s laughingstock.