Business Incubator



I work in a business incubator.
With a bunch of other prematurely born babies.

I don’t want to take a nap.
My diaper is full. Change me.
I thought what I took out of the cat box was my pacifier.
May I have a mint?
Here’s your iphone, sorry I’m teething.
Thanks for the warm milk. Now burp me!
Kim’s dynamite was so wet.

I got on the floor and pretended to make a snow angel.

Is that your boss?
Is best if you don’t think of him as human.


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