Alligator Tears



Kevin: What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
Elaine: Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth
Debra: What goes around comes around.
Jim: Looks like your eyes were bigger than your stomache.
Dave: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
Janice: Dead men tell know tales.

Me: Ok…well I’m glad I shared these baby pictures at work.

Bill: If I were a good enough Limbo dancer
I could enter a stall in the bathroom even when it’s locked.

Impartial observer: Bill always new the right thing to say.
Even when it came to ugly baby pictures.


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