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You are my irreverent friend
and that is why I love you.
Always making comments that lack proper respect
or seriousness just for fun.
When for example, I have my head stuck in a toaster
you’ll make a lighthearted comment like:
“Wow. How much blood can a human body hold?”
Or when I’ve lost my validated parking ticket
and have a disagreement in paying the attendant
you’ll comment merrily:
“How long can a human body continue to live without a head?”
One time I lost control of my nail gun.
Really lost control.
“Does UPS require a signature when they deliver
a coffin or can they just leave it on the porch?”
You are my irreverent friend.
I love you.
“What’s the word?”
Sorry, you’re my irrelevant” friend.
Get the fuck out of here!!!
“The more things change the more they stay the same 7/9/17.”
“Roger, that “Captain Fluffy.”
Captain Fluffy: This year for the NFL opener, I’ll need a cat-suitable suite at the Bellagio.
Me: You got it. 🙂