The Atomic Monkey



Atomic monkey puts on a pair of pants

Indisputably proving the existence of God.

Atomic monkey ties his shoe

Confirming again that the universe is both finite and infinite

Atomic monkey gets a haircut

His mass becoming infinite as he exceeds the speed of light,

for a tip he leaves a perpetual motion machine

that he has given the pet name “entropy.”

Atomic monkey changes the channel

to watch even more figure skating during the Super Bowl

because he has the remote control.

That’s when you begin to realize the extent of his power.


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