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People are always saying, things would be better
if they just had some corn.
Bob: “I hate my job. No one appreciates me here.”
“Perhaps I could get a new job.”
“A new job where they had corn.”
Woman: “Does this dress make me look fat?”
Other woman: “The key to not looking fat is to accessorize.”
“Have you considered carrying a piece of corn tucked
under your arm?”
It makes me sick.
Everything can be solved with corn.
President: “Do we commence with the bombing.”
Duck: “You might want to reconsider that….that country has corn.”
President: “Good point. Send a dozen roses to their King.”
Neil Armstrong stranded alone on the moon
after his Apollo spaceship blew up.
Neil: “Well this sucks. I only have a 5 hour supply of oxygen,
but at least I have this corn.”
“Someone pass me that stick of butter.”
If I only had some corn, my life would have turned out differently.
Husband: “Hey, look that dog is humping that guy’s leg.”
Wife: “That reminds me..do we have any corn?”
“How is everybody on this glorious morning?”
“Has anyone seen my corn?”