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Refuse to be labeled.
Be a rebel.
Exactly like everyone else.
Take the time to complain how people
have overlooked just how special you are
because showing them would require effort.
Bill: Here’s your participation trophy.
Fred: Simon’s participation trophy is bigger than mine.
It’s not fair.
Ishmael: It’s not fair that women get to have babies.
Cheryl: It’s not fair that men get to stand up to pee.
Jim: My co-workers want me to do things.
It’s not fair that people who do things get paid more than me.
Dave’s thought journal:
What are some of the things for which I am thankful?
Have I complained enough today?
Vice President Janitor: I think I’ll be a rebel and not to clean the men’s room today.
Or ever again.
HR person: You’re going straight to hell
Me: I’m not already there?