Better Mouse Trap


It was a lonely mouse

in his mouse trap

Sure he had the cheese,

but he had no internet access

and thus could not see what possible

new t-shirts the Jenner sisters

were offering

Hitler, Mother Teresa, and Gandi in bed together

with one of their images proudly super-imposed over.

Perhaps an image of Auschwitz

with Kendall smiling and holding a Pepsi.

Their creativity and intelligence seemed to know no limit.

Just then Hanzel and Gretel entered the room wearing the very

latest Jenner sisters t-shirts.

The mouse gasped.

Hanzel: Hey, mouse want us to let you out of that trap.

Mouse: Nah, I’m good dying.

Gretel: Here,  have a Pepsi to go with your cheese.


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