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It was a lonely mouse
in his mouse trap
Sure he had the cheese,
but he had no internet access
and thus could not see what possible
new t-shirts the Jenner sisters
Hitler, Mother Teresa, and Gandi in bed together
with one of their images proudly super-imposed over.
Perhaps an image of Auschwitz
with Kendall smiling and holding a Pepsi.
Their creativity and intelligence seemed to know no limit.
Just then Hanzel and Gretel entered the room wearing the very
latest Jenner sisters t-shirts.
The mouse gasped.
Hanzel: Hey, mouse want us to let you out of that trap.
Mouse: Nah, I’m good dying.
Gretel: Here, have a Pepsi to go with your cheese.