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I have this goldfish.
She sits in a bowl.
My roommate got a new cat.
That cat would poke and jab at my goldfish.
And just be generally annoying.
So I bought her a fish tank.
And she blew a fucking hole in that cat.
Now that cat doesn’t annoy her anymore.
And Goldy drives her tank around the apartment on patrol all day.
I told her if my roommate gets another cat to blow a fucking hole in him.