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I’m pretty sure if Lincoln and Pinocchio were alive today
they would be best friends.
Lincoln: You’re my best friend and you’re made of wood.
Pinocchio: What’s with the hat?
Lincoln: I was raised in a cabin.
Pinocchio: What’s with the beard?
Lincoln: I taught myself to be a lawyer.
Pinocchio: I’m getting a restraining order.
Lincoln: I used to celebrate my birthday.
Now I celebrate President’s Day with my friend George.
Pinocchio: You’re scaring me.
Lincoln: I’m 6’4”and made of wood.
Pinocchio: Is it still assassination if it’s a mercy killing?!