Turtle Day at Work


I’ll never forget the day
we had a turtle at work.

Man, that was something.

Then he got tipped over
and just lay there on his back

Man, that was something.

We now employ a fulltime turtle tipper
to make sure that doesn’t happen again.

Of course, we also passed a policy banning
turtles from ever entering the office.

Still, I suppose things work out for the best,

because in accounting we just hired a tortoise.


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