The Duck Boss


It was announced that the new boss was a duck.
Jim rolled his eyes.
Cheryl quacked.

When the new duck boss was introduced he called a meeting of all employees.
He quacked.
He quacked.
And the he quacked some more.

Then he showed us a Powerpoint presentation that showed him mostly floating in a pond.
There was also a slide of a mud hen in the same pond.

After the presentation he quacked.

As we got up and began to exit the room he stood at the door and quacked.

Jesus Christ!! What an ego!!!!!!


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