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She said she was interested
in a friend with benefits situation.
I told her my work covered both medical and dental.
She said she wanted sex no strings attached.
Which it too bad because I was planning on paddling her with my
paddle that has a little red ball attached with an elastic string.
Then she told me she wanted me to make her girl squirt.
Great. When I returned the paddle ball to the toy store I also returned
the girl squirt gun I had purchased for her.
Please, make up your mind!!!
She said she wanted me to give her a wrap-around hobo-riding-a-donkey job.
I still have no idea what she was talking about.
The hobo is now gainfully employed and rides his donkey up Wall Street
every morning to his office.
I complimented her on her camel toe
as we rode off together into the desert.