Conversations with God Dog
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God: I’m not comfortable with these monkeys.
being left alone in this room without a chaperone.
Me: The line forms on the left.
God: The guy on the Pringles can has a mustache.
Me: When you sell your soul to the Devil get a receipt for tax purposes.
God: The Statue of Liberty was taken by metal thieves for scrap copper.
Me: I have a fish tank at home filled with water, but no fish. This is easier.
God: I always eat my dessert first in case I die before the main entree.
Me: Such word porn is like tiny donuts that need to be held closer.