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I found it strange.
Strange that I was finding
stray odds and ends
Stray odds and ends of dinosaur bones
in my kitchen.
Then I started finding them
in the laundry room on Sunday.
And I found 3 next to the hall closet.
That’s when I took a closer look at the cat food
I had been buying my cat.
“Dinosaur Brand Cat Food”
In small print on the back of label…
May contain up to 10% dinosaur bones.
That Tuesday I arrived home early
from work to the surprise my cat
who had assembled a full
skeleton in the den.
When he was made acting Director
at the Smithsonian, I would receive
a 15% discount on tickets.