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I suggest you make the best of your eventual time in prison.
Learn to yoddle.
Many people use their time imprison to practice and improve the quality of their handwriting.
When I see a man with nice handwriting I think….
Now there’s a guy who spent some time in prison.
There are nearly 1 million species of insects.
How many can you identify. Get cracking. Use your time productively.
Spending 20-30 years in prison no longer has the stigma it once did.
Friendly facial tattoos actually look distinguished on a Supreme Court Justice.
Others could make your transition into clown work much easier if you have no need
to apply make-up.
Time in prison can also be used to fill awkward gaps in your employment history.
Hiring Manager: I see for this 20-year period you have not listed any employers.
You: I was in prison.
Hiring Manager: Good. I was worried you had been unemployed.
Just like college your time spent in prison will be one of the most cherished times of your life.
Jim: The United States Armed Forces made me the man I am today.
Bill: The United States Federal Penitentiary System made me the man I am today.
Bill when can you start as CEO?
Bill: Please allow me time to prepare something in my exceptional handwriting, so I can
deliver it while yoddling.