your monkey future


after a while the monkeys began to grow
their own banana trees
some asked was it artificial
no it was monkeys growing
their own banana trees
soon they were running the banking system
they opposed the metric system
when it came time to meet the first aliens
that visited earth one of the monkeys
suggested we offer them a banana
the aliens had come to destroy earth
they changed their minds after the banana
oh, one of the monkeys had a pet cat named Bob
I think that pretty much covers it


This is reality.
(Just seeing if you’re paying attention.)



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