Eventually, our brains grew so big from using
internet we all had to have a 2nd head attached
to help carry our excess brains.

In addition all rooms were equipped to have television
on 24×7 further increasing our intelligence.
Nurse to doctor in operating room: His brain is so big
are you going to be able to operate with such a small scalpel?
Doctor: Shhh…wait for the commercial.

People began to hide spoons between the couch cushions just
in case anyone showed up with ice cream.

A cat registering to vote when asked to identify self by sex, put mouse.
Nobody dared argue.

Over time people became less likely to carry spare ice cream around with them
because of the likelihood of hidden spoons.

The cat population gradually declined because of the number of cats identifying
themselves as mice.

One cat was named Bob.


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