Accept No Substitute



she: You f*ck porno stars?

Somebody’s gotta audition them ma’am.

she: How many women you been with?


she: Five?!! In a lifetime?!!

I thought you meant at one time.

she: You seem awfully full of yourself.

Would you feel better if I put a little of myself in you?

she: I may be an escaped felon.

Better give you a full body cavity.

she: Here…

I think we’d both feel safer if I were handcuffed.


God: I could learn a thing or two from you son.

Why do you think I let you hand out with me boy?

This is fiction.

Rambunctious entertainment.


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