One Day in the Near Future

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Woman: Where did that shaved monkey get all those prison tattoos?
Girl: That’s Grandpa. Your husband.
Woman: He has a lot of metal body piercings. Is that to hook him up to farm machinery?
Girl: Yes. Just like yours.
Women: Does he still live at home with his parents?
Girl: They died before he could move out.
Woman: He looks like one of those hipsters.
Girl: Titanium-alloy hip replacement surgery not included.
Woman: Is that you Cheetah?!!
Girl: I’m your granddaughter.


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