“Nobody can find Jim’s contact lens.”
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I went to the dinosaur bar.
Brontosaurus: My friends call me “Bronty.” Do you want to call me “Bronty?”
Tyrannosaurus Rex: What do you think about my new corn-rows?!!
Me: I would concentrate on your arm routine. My cat can out-bench you.
Pterodactyl: I can fly. Maybe one day I’ll evolve feathers and become a bird.
Me: What the hell is wrong with you?!!
Stegosaurus: I’m going to Spring Training next Saturday for a week. Want to join me?
Me: Go to hell.
Triceratops: Sometimes I like to pretend that my 3-horned head could be used to open a giant coke can.
Me: Did the dinosaurs die from massive drug usage?!!!