Gravity’s Negative Attitude

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Next time let gravity do the work.
The next time you have an 800 lb block of plutonium
that you want to move from coffee table to the floor,
might I suggest you let gravity do the work.

Why risk slowly bending over and lowering
the Plutonium and risking a back injury?
It just seems to me that we should try to get
something useful out of gravity for a change.
Perhaps just once it could help us
or indulge me…. actually do some work.

Just push that block of plutonium off the coffee table.
Now gravity will be forced to get off its lazy behind
and do some work guiding the 800 lb
block of Plutonium to the floor.
Right on top of your collection
of grandmother’s heirloom china set.

What the hell is it with gravity?
Lazy, and then when it finally is forced to do some work
it does more damage than good.
It would have been easier if I had just done the work myself.
And what’s with the attitude?
And why does gravity keep moving back into the house
every couple of years?

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