I am the Alligator

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On his way to work Bob noticed a squirrel.

He complained to the squirrel bitterly.

In the afternoon Bob spent several hours reprimanding

a dog in the parking lot.

On his way home Bob heavily criticized a cat.

He also petted the cat, but in the wrong direction.

He then criticized the cat for having fur that stood up.

Shortly before bed while drinking a glass of milk,

Bob was very condescending towards his goldfish.

His goldfish pretended to be oblivious to Bob’s verbal assault,

but deep inside his tiny goldfish heart was breaking.

Dad: And that Jimmy is how I met your mother.

Jimmy…look of puzzlement on his face.

Dad: I am the walrus?

Jimmy bit him.

Jimmy: I am the alligator.

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