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You can teach a monkey
how to be a black jack dealer
and how to calculate the odds
of each hand based on all cards
that have been shown in previous hands
still, he remains unhouse-broken
and will shit all over the floor
and you have figure this into your
calculations on how much in such
a role a monkey could save us
our business that is
from an accountant standpoint.
Does the cost of a lower wage
compensate for floor shitting?
Boss: Did you just compliment me on my new haircut?
Unhousebroken Monkey: That’s one way of looking at it.
Me: These haircuts aren’t free you know.
Plus, although I love your monkey messiah
he takes 2 parking space in the parking lot
because he can’t parallel park his Hugo.
Boss: Thank you again for the compliment on my haircut.
And why yes, I have lost weight.
Monkey Messiah: I’ve lost weight and I’m now semi-house-broken.
I want my own corporate jet.
Boss: The toilette paper role should come over the top of the depenser not from beneath.
Monkey: Woah, are you the “boss” or simply God.
Boss: The bible is a book.