Bill was not quite a genius
perhaps a sub-genius
he was put in charge of closing the hatch
and securing the screen door on the submarine
previously, these were Cheryl’s responsibilities
and she had enjoyed her sub mission tremendously
the screen door on a submarine was a joke
Bill laughed so hard he forgot to close the hatch
and on the the maiden voyage of the submarine renamed
in Bill the sub-genius’ honor to “The New Titanic” plummeted
directly to the bottom of the ocean’s floor.
Bill the sub-genius to all the other “sea ghosts”…
“Does someone have a screw driver?”
“I guess we won’t be needing that screen door down here.”


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