These circus clowns
could use red noses
that when you squeezed
“Yes, President Trump.”
Is North Korea
on the metric system?
President Trump: F*ck!
Can we get Pepsi involved?
Possibly Kendell Jenner.
President Trump: And I want Dennis Rodman.
Dennis Rodman is vastly under-utilized.
President: So, what are our options on reasons to bomb them?
They don’t celebrate “Ground Hog’s Day?”
President Trump: Thank you former President Obama.
Dennis Rodman: Sorry, I’m late.
Where’s my Pepsi?
Wouldn’t your rather have a “Coke” mister????
as a lipstick kiss
on a mirror
to see hope
in our eyes
when we see
Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.
Gimme a “coke”
Note: Bass player is now bass player for Metallica.
To anyone who ever doubts you….