- Get out of pastel egg business. Is embarrassing and makes difficult to meet woman bunnies.
- Outsource dying of all toxic and poisonous eggs to 3rd world country
- Look into cost structure advantage of laying off all egg dyers in US and contracting out to unemployed elves in North Pole.
- Shut down division making exploding Easter Bonnets. Bad idea.
- Hire more undocumented baby chicks by lying to them about providing healthcare.
- Order 1 million chocolate Easter Bunny boxes that say “100% solid chocolate.” Order 1 million hollow chocolate Easter Bunnies.
- Consult Santa’s naughty and nice list. “Friend” naughty women over 18 on Facebook.
- Take down Easter tree and lights before end of July August September. Bad idea.
- Return yellow marsh mellow “Peeps” took from Vatican when drunk.
Kill arch enemy Santa Claus.
- Humiliate arch enemy Santa Claus on Social Media.