Friendly Mountain Goat



Christmas tree farms.
Friendly mountain goat.
Hey, look it’s election day
and we just determined
that neither Hillary
nor Donald were born in
the United States.
How about you friendly mountain goat?
Later that January.
Friendly mountain goat repeat after me.

Now I’m stringing a light strand with little Halloween pumpkins.

Now I’m slicing red onions for a sandwich possibly with pastrami.

Now I’m..
Well, hello there good luck Friday afternoon leprechaun.
How’d did you get in here?
It’s not happy hour, but I believe everyone here is in a mood to get happy.

Friendly Mountain Goat: You expect me to repeat all of that?

No one said it was easy being President.


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