Monster Shake



Put all the monsters in a box and shake it.

Shake it hard.

Shake it real good.

Painter mixer/shaker good.

Make sure all the monsters have crab-like pinchers for hands.

Then pour them all out of the box.

Now they’re angry.

Really pissed.

Give them free and abundant alcohol.

And pickle jars with lids on too tight that can’t be opened.

Converse with the angry monsters freely and smile broadly.

Why shouldn’t you?

Hang the pinata high and give them the baseball bat.

The one with nails.

How clever.

I like your Halloween costume.

I’ve never seen anyone dressed as a pinata.


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