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She: So this is your man cave?
My donut’s dunking.
Let’s go to my woman cave.
We can go spelunking.
Me: Nice, but I’d rather talk about kittens.
You naughty kittens.
You lost your mittens.
Now you shall have no pie.
She: My kitten has been particularly naughty.
I expect extra pie
A-la-mode coming right up.
Let me put a little vanilla ice cream on your kitten
And rub it in slowy
ever so slowly
but fast enough that the ice cream doesn’t melt
otherwise, I could have just used cream
let’s not waste the cool sensation of when
I blow on your cool, ice cream kitten
blow. blow. blow.
now I’m rubbing your kitten on her nose
because I know that’s what she likes
and what she needs
now your kitten’s nose is covered
with vanilla ice cream
anything to say before I lick
the cool ice cream off your kitten’s nose?
My thinking exactly.
Kitten: I also like spelunking.
Me: Believe me kitten we are just getting started.