Monkey Communion

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I took my monkey to Communion.

Monkey Communion.

She loved the wafers.

And she really loved the wine.

It was love chimp.

Then I realized those were Pringles.

And that wasn’t wine.

That was Pepsi!

Regular Pepsi!

Not diet Pepsi!

Boy was I mad.

If I wanted my monkey to ignore sound nutrition

practices and let her figure go to hell

I would have become a Johovah’s Witness!

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