The President had just give his State of the Union Address
and everyone in the office was talking about their sex life.
This was a bit awkward as my boss Bill had just got out of prison
had not been with a woman for a while
and our company had just closed a big porno deal with the Koreans.
He had a “special” date with his ” “cousin” ” that weekend.
Frankly, he was a bit concerned if things went well
that his performance wouldn’t be up to snuff.
Fred: “Don’t worry sex is like riding a bicycle.
You just need to get back on and it will all come back to you.”
Bill had a similar discussion with Dave who likewise replied.
“Don’t worry sex is like riding a bicycle.”
Finally, Bill went to see his boss our CEO Bob.
He opened the door to Bob’s office.
Bill: “Holy crap Bob, why are your pants down around you ankles?!!”
Bill: “And what the hell are you doing to that bicycle?!!”
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Skillex dub step metal remix… did an entire album with Korn…Path to Totality.
Nice dub step treatment Zombie.