A Best Friend is Better than a Diamond

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If I found a really big beautifully cut diamond,

I would break it in 2 and give you half.

Of course, it would then be worthless,

but we could share this worthlessness together as best friends.

True friends because our friendship was so powerful

that we felt compelled to destroy an incredibly valuable diamond

breaking it in half rendering it worthless to prove our friendship.

When we could have just sold the thing and had a ton of money

and then been incredibly good friends with a ton of money.

Seriously, I don’t know why we’re friends.

You’re always talking me into these crazy things.

Do I even know you?

I love you.

Give me a hug.

You are my best friend.

Get off me you weirdo!

No! You can’t borrow my toothbrush.

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