Dave’s Dolphin Alternative


Dave wasn’t afraid to die.
He was afraid to be buried.

What if he were inadvertently buried with a rat.
A rat with claustrophobia.

This would be a horrible thing for the rat in the coffin.

He would need a flashlight!!!

It is unlikely “said” rat would ever be in a Spelling Bee.

That would suck.

What if termites burrowed in… and some day he had a wooden leg.

What if the coffin they put him in was actually meant for a donkey.

There would be enough room for a dolphin.

What if they also then buried him with a dolphin.

The thought of death wasn’t so horrible as the thought of being buried…

As a consequence Dave decided to continue to live…

Going forward he also avoided dolphins and Spelling Bees.


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