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Now I’m controlling the work bus driver’s mind with my mind.
Now we are arriving at the ice cream factory.
Greeter: Welcome. Those with Titanium hip replacements will need be placed in water
before they go through the metal detectors.
Sir, no electric spoons can be brought into the factory.
Tour guide: The inventor of the ice cream cone died in poverty, because he was supposed to be
working on the “Manhattan Project”
Vice President of Hospitality: We keep the poisonous flavors over here in any area marked “No children.”
Courtesy Hostess: Ice cream was originally developed as a weapon.
By a country whose name we have forgotten because they were wiped off the face of the Earth.
Summer Intern: OK…who wants to try their free sample?
All our hands go up.
Bill: Hey, these are pretzels.
Student Intern: Correct.
Jane: What about our ice cream samples.
Student Intern: We don’t have any ice cream samples.
Who would like another pretzel?